September 15th, 2014
"Yes, hello. I’d like 1 million etsy dollars please."
"Done!" ~BWEEEOOO BWEOOO~
"HANDS UP! THIS IS THE KERNING POLICE! YOU’RE GETTING A TICKET BUB!"
"Oh no! What’s the fine?"
"300 kerning drachmas."
"What’s the exchange rate on etsy dollars to kerning drachmas?"
"You’re not going to like it."
"Shit."
BUT FIRST, COFFEE
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"Yes, hello. I’d like 1 million etsy dollars please."

"Done!" ~BWEEEOOO BWEOOO~

"HANDS UP! THIS IS THE KERNING POLICE! YOU’RE GETTING A TICKET BUB!"

"Oh no! What’s the fine?"

"300 kerning drachmas."

"What’s the exchange rate on etsy dollars to kerning drachmas?"

"You’re not going to like it."

"Shit."

BUT FIRST, COFFEE

COPYRIGHT TRADEMARK 2010-2014 TOPHER MCCULLOCH. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. BUY A MUG. OR A SHIRT. CLOCKS? SHIT YEAH WE GOT ‘EM!